Thursday, January 27, 2011

Joke Day!

So my Biology teacher is REALLY super AWESOME and at the end of every quarter we have a day when we all tell our best jokes... AND we get extra credit! Best day ever!
Well Joke Day is rolling around again tomorrow and well... I don't really have any...
Soooooo.... if you you have any super fantastic joke, you should tell me about them! :) (They have to be clean but I'm sure you guys wouldn't have dirty ones, anyway, right? Right.) So bring on the jokes! :)
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  1. My old Biology book was full of really corny cartoons/jokes, and one was a picture of a little mushroom talking to a daisy, and saying with a pleading look on his face "Why won't you go out with me? I'm a FUN-GI!!!" (insert old school laugh track) XD. Lol, that cracks me up :D. I'm afraid I haven't any quality jokes-after Joke Day, can you tell us whatever you wound up saying? I love to laugh :). Good luck!

  2. Well we ran out of time but me and my table partner are going to do ours on Monday.
    Here's what I'm planning on doing:
    Today we would like to thank Albert for his service to our company. Albert is someone who does not know the meaning of impossible task, who does not know the meaning of lunch break, who does not understand the meaning of the word no. So we have clubbed together and bought Albert a dictionary.

    Did you hear about the midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison?

    Now there is a small medium at large!!

    An old man was wondering if his wife had a hearing problem. So one night, he stood behind her while she was sitting in her chair. He spoke softly to her, "Honey, can you hear me?" There was no response.

    He moved a little closer and said again, "Honey, can you hear me?" Still, there was no response. Finally, he moved right behind her and said, "Honey, can you hear me?"
    She replied, "for the third time, yes!"